{"product_id":"large-format-cocktails-that-nobody-asked-for","title":"Large Format Cocktails That Nobody Asked For","description":"\u003cp\u003eLife is short and so are some appendages. But that has not stopped Man from climbing Everest and cycling to East Coast. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe folks at Spiffy Dapper are used to doing great and amazing things. They recently listed as the 49th best bar in Amoy Street in a survey conducted by the globally acclaimed \u003cstrong\u003eAmoy 50 Best \u003c\/strong\u003eorganisation. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThey have also been acclaimed for the fantastic work done in cleaning up \u003cstrong\u003eBar Chiller 3\u003c\/strong\u003e of all the beers inside it. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd to celebrate this fantastic achievement, they have released some booze in large bottles that you definitely will not finish and it will be forgotten as time goes and you will only realise how you have forgotten about this after 5 years 6 months and 3 days, but by then you will have gone full eat-pray-love and you do not drink booze anymore.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Booze Comes in Three Sizes\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSilius Soddus- The tiny one, only 700ml in volume. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBiggus Dickus - Full on BDE with a total volume of 1,900ml\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNaughtius Maximus - The biggest and the baddest with a volume of 3,000ml\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHere are Your Cocktail Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHopped Grapefruit Negroni\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eElderflower Martinez\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpiced Black Lemon Manhattan\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eNo Connection to 'Life of Brian' AT ALL.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCertain individuals have remarked the similarity between the names of the cocktails and a certain movie called \"Life of Brian\". These similarities are purely coincidental. So is the similarity between the movie poster and the label of the drinks.  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDisclaimer: The copy is satire, but the drinks are real. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Spiffy Dapper","offers":[{"title":"Silius Soddus","offer_id":39818810982572,"sku":"","price":119.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Biggus Dickus","offer_id":39818811015340,"sku":"","price":299.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Naughtius Maximus","offer_id":39818811048108,"sku":"","price":449.0,"currency_code":"SGD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0505\/6226\/9356\/products\/IMG_1569.jpg?v=1622289991","url":"https:\/\/shop.curated.sg\/products\/large-format-cocktails-that-nobody-asked-for","provider":"Curated SG","version":"1.0","type":"link"}